Friday, December 24, 2010

What would Santa drive?

Santa's Sleigh
Well, Christmas begins in a couple hours and Santa's already packed his sleigh with toys and such and headed our way as we speak. But, what if ol' Saint Nick ditched the old sleigh and went modern with a car? What would Santa drive: a Sedan, a Sports Car, or an SUV?

2011 Mercedes-Benz SL63 AMG
Well, Mercedes made it easy for us by showing us commercials with the big guy driving one of these delivering silver new Benz's to homes. But, what if he really drove this around delivering toys and gifts to children? It would make him look a lot cooler, wouldn't it? Big kids would respect him more, and little kids will look at him as if he were a hero. But there is a small problem. There are over 3,000,000 kids on this planet, which means over 3,000,000 toys Santa has to deliver. I don't think this peppy SL has room in the boot or the Passenger seat for a big sack of toys. Then again, Santa is a magical being.

2011 BMW 5 Series
What about the new BMW 5 Series? It rides comfortably for Santa's old body, it's powerful and fast so he can get to all of the houses in time, and it has a big boot space to keep all the 3 Million toys for the children. So, all together this sounds like a perfect car, but there's one small problem why it isn't the right one: it doesn't come in RED.

2010 Land Rover Range Rover Sport Lux
The Range Rover Sport, however, does come in RED, rides comfortably, is powerful and fast, and has big boot space. Not to mention it's a very good looking SUV. The Queen of England will definitely respect him if he drove this. So, in my opinion, the RR Sport is the perfect car for Santa if he ever goes modern. But, that's my opinion. What's yours?


3 comments:

  1. uhhhh... there are more than 3,000,000 kids in the world dude. There's probably like at least 10,000,000 in the U.S. alone.

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  2. I said more than 3,000,000 , just to give you an idea

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  3. yes... significantly more than 3,000,000...lol

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