Life is swell if you are a Jeremy Clarkson. First off, you're the most offensive person on the face of the earth and there's nothing anyone else can do about it. That must feel great. You can totally diss a religion, have them get angry at you, and do absolutely nothing about it. That's awesome! Next, you have a pretty awesome car collection including a Ford GT, an Aston Martin DBS, an Austin-Healey Sprite, a Caterham Seven R400, and many more. Then, you're the host of a popular motoring show known as Top Gear that's worth over $10 billion and is watch by over 350,000,000 people around the world. You're a very popular guy. And now, you've got an iPhone app on the AppStore with your name on it called iClarkson, showcasing your best car reviews from the Audi R8 to the Maserati Quattroporte. It costs $7.99 and you can get it now on the AppStore. Then again, if you are a Jeremy Clarkson, you've always been fond of the iPhone, as I will prove below with some videos.
If you know Caterham, then you know that they're famous for making small, extremely fast cars like the CSR 260 and the Superlight R500. These were incredibly light and were only driven by road-racing dweebs. Well now, Caterham has gone from making dweeby sports cars to full-fledged race cars. This is the Caterham-Lola SP/300.R. It has the same engine as any Caterham: a 2.0-liter Supercharged Ford Duratec 4-cylinder engine producing 300 horsepower. But, since it's much wider and much lighter (1,323 lbs.) , 0 to 60 is done in 2.5 seconds! That's as fast as a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. The top speed, however is only up to 170 MPH. If it had more power, it would be doing 230 MPH instantly. But, Caterham don't make cars for speed. They make cars for tracks. This road-ready track racer was initially built for their one-make racing series starting this year, but a street-legal variant is already in the works. To get your own, fly all the way to Britain with a £60,000 check in your pocket made out to Caterham Motors. Make sure you're first in line as well, becuase only 25 will be made.
